Eh? Already?

Are you guys so eager to come to this place? Weirdos. At least you get to go back home after a day. It's so mean~

I hope everyone brought presents for us. I want my limo and a butler ♥

E-eh? Where am I? Did Tamaki-senpai change the theme to "commoner carnival" or something? Everything's so cheap-looking!

Ah- Hikaru's not here, either. Maybe I'm lost, I-

It smells here.

I should call my limo driver to come pick me up. These things have GPS trackers on them, right?

( [Private // Hackable with skill] )

Ah- it's weird to think that I'm eighteen, now. It's not nice, deities, to schedule a curse on my birthday. I couldn't even celebrate it properly. Way to ruin the fun.

I didn't even get any presents! What sort of birthday is that? You don't know anything about birthdays, do you? I bet you guys don't even have birthdays.

Eighteen, huh? Hm.

I'm going out to get some cake, at least, and do this right. Candles, too- and those balloons commoners always use.

[ooc | LMAO HE IS SO DEPRESSED. City - Hikaru - Haruhi + curse = WORST BIRTHDAY EVER.]

MAGICIANS WE NEED YOU AGAIN

I haven't talked with Barry in a while- maybe he left? It doesn't matter, we'll pay if we have to ♥

We don't want bunnies in hat. We want to know if you can turn a bunny into a purple frog. That sort of thing~

This is important! ♫

Roxas! I want to watch this next! You promised I could choose~

[ooc | HE'S COME OUT OF HIDING. Also, Chelle, when did you want Hunny and Kaoru to talk~?]

So~

Who wants a hair cut?

[Grinning, brandishing a shiny pair of long, sharp scissors.]

We'll even throw in a discount out of the kindness of our hearts~

Look~ What I found~

KIRYUU TWINS BARE ALL
By

Mysterious, handsome, and polar opposites - some may find it difficult to approach the Kiryuu twins. The normally secretive brothers, however, have decided to come together and reconcile their differences and share a couple of secrets along the way.

It appears they've been hiding a lot under those clothes. An exclusive photoshoot reveals just what the City was missing this entire time. When we asked when this change occurred, both twins seemed hesitant to respond.

"Oh...a couple of years ago or so..." Zero replies.

They were a little more confidence in offering us a more intimate view on their relationship, however.

"Prove to me that it really is double your pleasure...no...I think we could quadruple it," says Zero.

They're "only saying the truth," asserts Ichiru. "Well, those aren't exactly secrets."

What does the City have in store for the twins in the future? Zero and Ichiru are both optimistic, but time will tell.

( Extra! Exclusive swimsuit photoshoot! )

[ooc | BADLY PHOTOSHOPPED AND THE ARTICLE MAKES NO SENSE I KNOW but idc have fun. Links not IC. He's not affected. He's just a douche.]

In honor of our lord, COME GET SOME CAKE



This is a once in a lifetime opportunity! We made the cake ourselves, you know. Didn't it turn out all right? He'd be proud

It's Tamaki-senpai's birthday today, everyone. Please wish him a good year.

Even if there's a curse today, at least it's a nice one. A happy one. He'd like that.

( [Filtered // Host Club] )

( [Private] )

Already~? How weird! How strange!

It's hard to get one's beauty sleep with everyone being so loud like this. All this excitement, when it only lasts for one day.

I wonder if I'll see

You guys didn't happen to bring Tamaki-senpai and Kyouya-senpai with you, hmm~? You might get a prize if you do.

We've got an armadillo for the top winner ♥

City, City~

How did everyone enjoy going to school? Was it fun? What about that dance - that fake one!

Maybe a lot of people - old people, who graduated a long, long time ago, you know~ - didn't really want to relive something like that. By our standards, that really was shoddy, wasn't it, Hikaru? What a mediocre dance~ And that punch!

A question for the City, then~

What was your BEST high school memory? ♥

Hopefully everyone has at least one~ Ah- if not... that would be so tragic! So sad, so sad~...!

[ooc | wwww~ 8)]

...Nobody wants to see all these memories, deities. Stupid deities - you don't know how to run a company at all. A year here and nothing's changed.

Hikaru- I hope Hikaru doesn't see-

Bring them back.


[ooc | Someone's grumpy after having to wade through all the photographs (some unpleasant ones of his own)... and take a peek inside the Hall of the Missing. Giiiirth ;;]

THANK YOU

From the Host Club~

A rose for every beautiful lady in the City. Please don't be shy - visit us in the square. If you're lucky~ you might get a kiss on the hand ♥

It seems that everyone on the network is... happy, in a way. That's good, that's good! Let's keep it that way, hmm? It's like some weird happy curse. But a curse on White Day- that isn't fair to the ladies at all. Tamaki-senpai would

But even looking from the square, the buildings have become all ugly with graffiti. It's a little exciting, almost. Like being in the slums! Haruhi, Haruhi, should we protect ourselves? Quick, teach us how!

Okay, okay, City~

Ah, I realize my last photo shoot was a bit off. I received a lot of critique ♥ Now with Hikaru here, our combined talents have produced a photo of incomparable BEAUTY!



Ah- he's so handsome, I don't quite know how to react~

So tell me... is it an improvement ♫?

You two are next~

[ooc | Augh, augh, I know, rehash of old post ideas. Don't judge me :(]

Oi, I wasn't planning on spending my ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY wearing ugly black coats.

But because I'm so generous and so thankful, I managed to grab a super-secret, exclusive photograph to celebrate my one year here. I think it's a nice welcome-back present for Mother as well. Introducing:





Viewing is free. Printed copies, however, are available for a small fee ♥

Ah, I wonder what Hikaru is doing, right now.

Good evening, gentleman.

Ah, I vaguely remember this curse. Well, now that I'm a lady, I require a handsome young man to accompany me during this wonderful day ♥

And I'm shorter, now. Think of all the experience and knowledge I'll gain from this curse~ Finally, I'm seeing the world through the eyes of a short person~

Hikaru would-

That said, I'm taking volunteers!

Miss Miwako and I purchased kittens for the atelier. Twins! We couldn't stand to separate them. Aren't they cute~? ♥ ♥ ♫ Their names are Hikkichan and- Ah, Miss Miwako, what were their names, again? Ehe~

Now- TIME FOR CHRISTMAS CAKE! Hurray! With extra strawberries for Haruhi, of course ♥ Hurry, hurry! Let's pick one out and eat it!

C'mon, what are we waiting for? Time's going by fast! All of us- please.

( [Private // Hackable with skill] )

[ooc | S-so, I knew some Japanese celebrated Christmas, but I wasn't sure how. I looked it up and like the main thing is CAKIE.

I think it's easy enough to assume if you got a gift from Kaoru. Most all of the girls he's talked to, even just once, and the guys he's formed a friendship with. Keep in mind these are not big presents - a small bunch of flowers, bracelets, cheap commoner cologne, things of that nature. Unless you're Kid. Miwako and Kaoru's planned something special for him ♥]

Ladies. Gentlemen.

Welcome to our humble City~ Ah, I vaguely remember when this last occurred. I wonder if any of your remember me?

Please join the Host Club for some cake, tea, entertainment? ♫ ♬

[He's standing next to the carousel, crying because he and Hikaru had come to an understanding, a realization in their twisted lives. But, now-]

Hikaru, I need to get... dressed?

[He's also standing in his pajamas. Whoops~]

No, not- I can't be here again. Oi, just when I think I get a break... Hah, it hasn't changed it all. Is everyone still here?

I wonder how long I was gone?


[ooc | All right! Switching Kaoru's canon to the manga storyline, and he's coming back from chapter 53, when Hikaru dyes his hair. I think it's safe to say that months have passed for him. And he still has his memories! I hope I do this updated Kaoru justice ;D]

Ready, set, go.

I hope the masquerade proves fun and exciting for everyone ♥

Watch out for the booby traps and tricks set by the ghosts of Halloween~ Nothing can save you once you're trapped~


[ooc | Refer to this!]